Germany: "We should have more power"
Poland: "Why?"
Germany: "We have more people."
Poland: Now how did that happen?
Germany: Well, you see, a few years ago, we wanted more power, so we kind of went out and killed alot of your folks, so now we outnumber you.
Poland stares in silence, for a few moments before responding.
Poland: WHAT????????? You came to our lands to increase your power, killed our people, and now say that since you have more people, you should have more power?
Germany: Yes, why that is quite logical, and besides, that was in the past.
Poland: So because you commit mass murder, and you want more power?
Germany: Mass murder is an ugly word, we prefer the term "participating in history", by the way, how is your parents doing?
Poland: You shot them, remember?
Germany: Well, you get my point, your family is smaller then mine, now give me more power.
Poland: Your mad.
Now that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.