[Renfield]

'....Murray is pitching it as a place that could "make an excellent bird-watching bed-and-breakfast establishment."'

[JamesP81]

If they’d let me shoot the vultures it might be a good buy.

[yobid]

That place is for the birds.

[Red Badger]

IBTHTP!................

[theDentist]

"Shall I strike the line about it being a 'great place to spend your golden years'?"

[birddog]

That would be cool - I’ll buy it. I’m sure my dogs would love to chase some vultures.

And honestly, they are rather clean birds and only eat “fresh” kills. Thye don’t like rotting meat.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Couldn’t you just cut down all the trees?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

What about a life-sized cutout of Helen Thomas? Sure, there would be a few bites out of her midriff, but the birds would probably think “Feh! This tastes like cardboard. I’m outta here.”

[scory]

Somebody put a call in to Gomez Addams.

[Lurker]

"The right guy will come along."

And here he is:

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[bill1952]

....Murray is pitching it as a place that could “make an excellent bird-watching bed-and-breakfast establishment.”

LOL!! Then he needs to buy this great investment property himself and flip it at a huge profit!!

Really, if I wanted to move into the area, I would buy it and there would be no vultures around for decades. Trust me.

And the authorities could pound sand for all that I care.
But somehow I think that buying real in Vermont is buying a dog with fleas, birds or no birds.

[Tall_Texan]

I’d try to capture them and then set them loose over Martha’s Vineyard.

[MarineBrat]