[decal]

“3. Open Bottle of Dom Perignon and fill Champagne Flute;
4. Celebrate end of Global Warming crisis. Imbibe generously. Smile.”

You left out a step - where do you shove the empty Dom P. bottle? ;)

[Stallone]

Where do you shove the empty Dom P. bottle?

To celebrate the end of the Global Warming crisis?

Ummm, where the sun don’t shine?

[night reader]

You left out a step - where do you shove the empty Dom P. bottle? ;)

Well, now, that's a whole 'nother thread ! ! !