Or in your teeth. You look much cooler that way.
Only under ideal circumstances; a bullet will almost always be pulled to the ground by gravity long before it slows down that much, assuming that it doesn't hit anything else along the way.
As I posted elsewhere on the thread, "one in a million" does not mean impossible. Fire millions of rounds into the air, and "one in a million," its statistical validity aside, isn't a measure of whether something will happen, but how often.
How low of a degee do you claim you can shoot a gun and catch a bullet in your hand without injury?