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gives his son’s boyfriend the heave-ho in Brave Heart

Did you ever hear how that same son (Edward II) died by the hand of his wife and her boyfriend?

Oh my.

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There was also a rumor that Longshanks fathered his own grandchild.

My family has found out that we are directly related to Longshanks. This was fine as far as everyone was concerned except one family friend.....

Jon Wallis.