Well, this (real) news will be dwarfed by the news about a Republican Senator caught being a homo in the Minneapolis airport men’s room.
I’m filing this to my Sunday Talk Show thread.
Another bullet in my “Yes, the driveby media is biased towards the democrats” six-shooter.
Where, oh where, oh where is Hillary?
Where, oh where, oh where is Hillary?
Where, oh where, oh where is Hillary?
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.
(Chorus:)
Picking up paw-paws; put 'em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws; put 'em in a basket.
Picking up paw-paws;put 'em in a basket.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.
Come along, boys, and let's go find her.
Come along, boys, and let's go find her.
Come along, boys, and let's go find her.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch
(Repeat Chorus:)
She's a queen of old Hawaii.
She's a queen of old Hawaii.
She's a queen of old Hawaii.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.
She can teach you how to hulu.
She can teach you how to hulu.
She can teach you how to hulu.
Way down yonder in the paw-paw patch.
(Repeat Chorus:)