Oh, yeah. Sure. Jim-Bob, who works at the Jiffy Lube forgot he had a squirt can of oil in his hand when he went to visit The Wall in the middle of the night Friday. And then, his hand went into some weird spasms, accidentally squirting oil on The Wall and the ground/sidewalk.
For almost the entire length of The Wall.
I can believe that.
Nah.
(Although this wouldn’t explain the comments by “SDS” posted earlier.)
You know that this was oil from a squirt can? Please share your source.