Ok. They aren’t lame.
Because it’s the Freep and we’re funny, irreverent, and a bunch of wisenheimers with great senses of humor.
Besides all being handsome, humble and dashing also.
Wouldn’t it have been cheaper and faster for this guy to just get a bottle of pills and a 12 pack and save all that carpentry work for Norm on The New Yankee Workshop?
Kinda reminds me of that guy drilling holes in his head with an electric drill. How in the heck do you do THAT?