Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
OMG, that takes the cake!!! Hahahaha, we’re all still laughing about this :)
Chuck Norris f*cked up my computer. MS Word won’t save the post, and I had a hell of a time getting the bloody thing to print. It’s like Robert Goulet at 3:00 pm :/
I’m glad Chuck is visiting the troops and I appreciate his assessment of the morale and success of the troops... HOWEVER, I can’t believe it took until post #14 for the main reason I clicked on this thread to show up...
Thanks!
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.