"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
I know you post in jest, but, you never can tell with Chuck. He is a reserve police officer in a town outside of Dallas and he goes on drug bust every once in a while. It's pretty funny when it makes the news and you get to see the looks on drug dealers' faces when they get busted by Chuck.