Lance Cpl. Nathaniel Sapp and Chuck Norris. It is reported that while Chuck Norris is in Iraq he will round house kick the Iranian border to the arctic circle.
Chuck is going over to divide Iraq by 0. Hope they’re psyched up for this. Whew.
What a great picture!
I heard Chuck Norris actually ripped this guys head off and then used the hair from his head to sew the guys head back on... No blood loss at all as he used his spit as a coagulant and a super glue... {/ lol