Oh, for crying out loud! It’s Halloween!
The left is destoying all of our other holidays with Political Correctness, why not Halloween? Let's see....we can't celebrate Christmas because to do so would discriminate against Muslims and atheists. We can't celebrate Easter for the same reason. We can't celebrate Thanksgiving because it's too religious and involves displacement of Native Americans. We can't celebrate Columbus Day since he was a racist imperialist. Washington's birthday? Forget it, he was a slaveowner. The Fourth of July? Too jingoistic! Halloween? Better make sure the costumes and props don't offend any PC protected class.
But don't worry. We may lose all those holidays, but we can instead celebrate Ramadan, Martin Luther King Day, Mexican independence day, Harvey Milk Day, and the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade. I'm sure you'll agree those are worthier holidays.