[Steve_Seattle]

"She probably got stoned and knocked her teeth out while tumbling down a flight of stairs."

That's probably more likely than her being mugged by a conservative, but it's still more than we know. People DO pass out occasionally, for no apparent reason, and take bad falls. It happened to me last year while riding my bicycle; I still don't know what happened. I just don't think we should imitate the Left and jump to unfounded conclusions.

[jdm]

"She probably got stoned and knocked her teeth out while tumbling down a flight of stairs."

Maybe she got p3wnd by Bonaduce too: