‘Meanwhile, my tow strap still has mud on it from when I used my Jeep Grand Wagoneer ‘
ROTFLMAO!
You own a Jeep Grand Wagoneer?
(chuckle)
How quaint......
I used to. Don’t any more, because while it never broke on the trail, it always had problems with electrics and such on the road.
And, by the way, it was still better offroad than your H2 is - which was the whole point of the truck. For onroad usage, I have somewhat nicer vehicles....