[this is my name not yours]

Uh, I'm all for fighting and defeating the foes of Western Civilization. However, I'd like to avoid the "thermonuclear" part if at all possible. I have a seven-month-old here and I'd kind of like to see him grow up. If we are attacked by an enemy using nuclear weapons, then by all means let's use our own to destroy our attackers. Short of that, let's fight and win using conventional weapons.

In all probability if we're attacked first, you won't live to see your seven-month old grow up. I say better them vaporised than us. It's what we should have done to Afghanistan to begin with.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Arm chair general.

[B-Chan]

Unless I'm within a mile or three of the blast, you'd best believe that myself, Mrs. Chan, and Baby Chan will live. I haven't spent the past thirty years poring over moldy old Civil Defense manuals for nothing.

We Chans are a lot harder to kill than one might suppose. A merciful God has always protected the Chan Clan, and I live in the hope that His almighty Hand will continue to give us shelter.