TSA #1: Holy Smokes! Joe! Get over here! This guy is trying to on this plane with a bunch of knives!
TSA #2: Jeez! It's good you found them! Who is this guy?
TSA #1: He says his name is Chhaganbhai Patel.
TSA #2: Well, I can tell you one thing -- and you know what I'm gonna say ...
Both: It's not terror-related!
LOL!
The name is NOT moslem. It is generic Hindu and is possibly Moslem about as much as McGonigle is possibly Moslem.