“religious conservatives in the United States are incubating a form of fascism that could eventually destroy America’s political and intellectual traditions, exposing the nation and the world to a terrifying form of theocracy.”
Once again our secret plans for world dominion are exposed. Now how the heck are we gonna take over? The subliminal messages in Coke commercials did not work. The hidden Bible verses in Beat poetry, a failure. The disguised images of Jesus on all currency, a wash out. The churches operating as strip clubs, closed down.
We are running out of options people. Do something. A grand nefarious scheme takes teamwork.
LOL! Perhaps we should convene a secret meeting with Exalted Grand Poobah Ashcroft so we can get our new marching orders.
We still have the crosses hidden in McDonald’s .99 cheeseburgers, we will convert them ALL....
Besides, Church meetings are nowhere nearly as ambitions to take over the US, maybe host a basketball tournament or have a parking lot sale..but now world domination as of yet..