Boy, 3, Hospitalized In Playground Squirrel Attack-Trooper, Adult Also Injured[FL]

WESH ^ | 06 Nov 2007 | WESH

[rawcatslyentist]

He clearly has no vulnerable places on his body!!~~Foxy Love from Drawn Together

[Wil H]

Squirrels have sharp and powerful teeth. They could easily sever a three year old’s fingers.

[The Cajun]

The trooper, who was working an accident near the playground, responded, and FHP spokeswoman Kim Miller said he was jumped by the animal. He tried to shoo the squirrel away, but it attacked again and scratched and bit him before he could escape.

I really, really have problems with a lot of things in this statement.

[dighton]

Is last gasp of decadent sqvirrel-møøse system.

[DJ MacWoW]

We had a pair of black squirrels here that would throw nuts at cars and school buses and chase anyone walking on the road. It was the darndest thing I’ve ever seen.

[fella]

Oooooops. My bad. I thought this was going to be about a Ron Paul supporter.

[Mila]

“Were those Mississippi tags on the getaway car?”

Maybe....

http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=451

[windcliff]

ping

[spunkets]

"officials said getting rabies from squirrels is unlikely."

Stupid ignorant officials. The squirrel was most likely rabid!

[Badeye]

‘The trooper, who was working an accident near the playground, responded, and FHP spokeswoman Kim Miller said he was jumped by the animal.’

JUMPED?

Oh lord....I can’t stop laughing at that description!

Imagine what the good trooper’s companions are saying to him in the locker room about that description....(chuckle)

“Calling all cars, calling all cars! Be on the look out for an angry, agressive squirrel!

Suspect is alone, repeat alone, but be aware he allegedly has a large bull Moose as a partner on occasions!”

[spunkets]

LOL!

[dfwgator]