[July 4th]

Doctors often advise bite victims not to undergo post-bite rabies treatments, unless the squirrel attacked for no apparent reason.

Well, this would seem to be one of those cases now, wouldn't it?

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I’ve heard of pretzel logic, but never squirrel reasoning. What, indeed, constitutes good or bad reasoning on the part of a squirrel or squirrel interest group?