[CodeToad]

“(Nothing gets a cat out of a tree like a $5,000 SWAT sniper rifle.)”

ROTFLMAO!!!

“MY kitty is in the twee!”

“Stand back, ma’am, we’ll get it.”

[Travis McGee]

“Ma’am, we appreciate your concern, but officer safety is our top priority when handling an Emergency Arboreal Feline Extraction. Now ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you not to bump into my shooting bench again, or you will be arrested for interfering with a police operation.”