Cane him—Singapore style.
“Cane him—Singapore style.”
Impale him, Vlad style.
Yes, adult whoopin. Make it...oh around two hundred.
Perform the caning like Pakistan, cane’em ten at a time. When he passes out, take him down, doctor him up and a couple of days later....cane’em again.
Rinse, lather, repeat....until all two hundred canes are done.
Bet he’ll never abuse a child ever again.