[pissant]

Taste alot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen.

[Krankor]

I think you only have to sniff them.

[Spktyr]

Your dog tasted better. A little Hunan sauce, and we served it as chicken fried rice last week.

[DoughtyOne]

I still lean toward barbecue sauce, but I know some prefer it your way.

We're sure brave. It's night and the cat people are up. ;-)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Taste a lot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen


Seriously, though, the hairball placebos are almost as nauseating to take as nitroglycerine, but at least they're cheap. I find it helps to add some catsup.






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[andyandval]

That's not very nice!

[T-Bird45]

Bumper sticker for you guys: So many cats, so few recipes.

From an e-mail:

You Don’t Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don’t even have to like ‘em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “That stupid idiot was hiding under the bed.. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat rump downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!”
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The cab driver hit a parked car.

[Biggirl]

Good grief grow up!

[Abathar]

[skinkinthegrass]

Taste alot better though. A little lemon pepper, and its just like cornish game hen.

LOL! :D....I like Chinese food, too!

[dfwgator]

Cat - The OTHER white meat.

[LukeL]