Posted on 03/17/2008 5:57:21 AM PDT by TornadoAlley3
I’m more worried about what happens to little Ashlynn, if she continues to be raised by this loopy mother who harbors unnatural obsessions.
He probably posed for them.
Oops, He is bent. Sorry.
After seeing your photos I have to believe the mother has an overactive imagination. Either that or her husband has some kind of physical aberration that has given her a false idea about the male anatomy.
Ever been around farm life? Being up to your shoulder inside bovine, equine and ovine and managing birth issues, breeding, and gestation kind of too real for puritanical paranoia.
Much of this nutty society has some real crazy notions of healthy sexuality. It's real, it's pre-programmed, and it's vital for survival. Deal with it!
I am reminded of my youthful days, around age 9 or 10, when a childhood friend’s mother banned me from associating with him because I was a flithy digusting creature. We were playing with some sort of pop gun, and she overheard me telling her boy, that “First, you have to cock the gun to get it to fire.” She told my mother that I needed my filthy mouth washed with soap...
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I remember the day my father told me that the Estes model rockets I was fond of were made to represent “a boner.”
I wonder if she stays in first gear because the gearshift in her car feels and looks a little too much like some guy who dumped her on prom night?
Her husband, Beetle 'pencil dick' Bailey, could not be reached for comment.
This person has a very valid and serious complaint — and dirty jokes about it don’t show FR very well to the world.
Just the truth of it.
My question is, what is is SUPPOSED to look like...is it supposed to represent something listed in the package or is that just supposed to be a random “fun” shape.
Looks like some workers in the straw factory wanted to have a few giggles because they can say it looks like the space shuttle as drawn by a 4 year old but REALLY think its a drawing of a male special area drawn by Suze Orman.
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LOL! I used to have one of those!!
So sue me. ;-)
Well I just got a Gatorade to hydrate before my afternoon wookout. But it just doesn’t taste the same as it used to. I think I will be switching to Powerade.
What? It just looks like a Darth Vader helmet...ahem.
Hope she didn’t have chickens.
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