“Recently FFDOs were being issued a new holster that had a slot to insert a padlock for transport.”
The FFDO program is a clear and unambiguous example of how goobers in gooberment agencies must not be allowed to do anything not specifically allowed under a strict interpretation of the Constitution.
Da Goobers invented a complex training program because Goober Philosophy 101 requires them to believe that pilots, many of whom (as ex military pilots) were previously sent aloft with nukes aboard their planes, are now somehow unable to be trusted with a handgun.