How many female virgins to they get in the afterlife?
“How many female virgins to they get in the afterlife?”
They get 72 vienna sausages.
72 and they all look like Gene Shalit
Some people from one of my campus Christian groups and I were talking with a man who did a lot of missionary work with Muslims, and one girl asked him if men got 72 virgins in their afterlives, what the Muslim idea of heaven was like for a woman. He said that it was perpetual virginity... the looks on the faces of every girl in hearing range were absolutely priceless. I wonder how fast Britney Spears would run away from that Muslim boyfriend of hers if she was let in on that little secret?