Posted on 03/28/2008 1:35:43 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
When Lani Davis takes it, he gets taller.
When Paul Begala takes it his head gets bigger.
When James Carville takes it his head gets slicker.
When Huma takes it Hillary’s ______ gets __________!!!
Many men have hearing loss with Viagra.
A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - “Oh, $40 a year ain’t too bad”.
Somebody stole a whole truckload of Viagra. Cops looking for hardened criminals.
Clinton was not affected when he lost his law license though.
Also, used to treat certain types of heart disease.
Might be an anti-cancer drug. http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/20061107220454data_trunc_sys.shtml
No, no.
The request for tasteful comments was from the article.
I know better than to call for (or expect) tasteful comments from FReepers.
I’m just glad the moderators didn’t “No Thanks” this thread.
Fifteen minutes later, he had a stiff neck.
WHAT?
what?
I agree. I stole it from Jonah Goldberg.
Sorry. But you knew it had to be done.
That's one of the side-effects they don't tell you about: after you take the pill you may just want to sit around with a guitar and a bunch of guys singing old Elvis tunes.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Viagra.
Norris takes flaccidity pills.
LOL!
From an old email:
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
The top ten:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your penis...
This is your penis on drugs
- - - but I've found about a quarter tablet keeps me from peeing on my shoes.
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