A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished - but his wife had a different opinion - “Oh, $40 a year ain’t too bad”.
A farmer’s wife bought a bottle of the blue pills but couldn’t get the old man to take one. Being sly, she dumped them in the well and waited for him to get a drink.
When she saw him headed to the well she slipped into her nighty and met him in the kitchen.
She asked him “How did the water taste?”
He replied, “I don’t know, I couldn’t push the pump handle down”