Russian doomsday cult calls credit cards satanic

http://www.reuters.com ^

[Chili Girl]

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[Rennes Templar]

“...credit cards and food packaging bar codes are satanic...,”

They’re right!

[Mrs.Z]

This explains why my husband’s head spins like Linda Blair every time the MasterCard bill arrives.

;^)

[ctdonath2]

As I’m cutting my credit cards up, I’m inclined to agree.

[Pylon]

I can agree that credit cards are possessed by the devil.

Oh wait, that was my ex wife who possessed them.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I think they’re evil, but it has nothing to do with the bar code.

[BlazingArizona]

Russian doomsday cult calls credit cards satanic

They have Bank of America in Russia?

[Rennes Templar]

My credit card was stolen. When I got the next statement, the thief charged a lot less than my wife, so I let him keep it.

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

“Kuznetsov did not join his followers underground, saying God had given him different tasks.”
Not to be suspicious but I wonder if those other tasks involve testing PINs at ATMs or dining on donated prepackaged foods.

[Obadiah]

No, rather, it is the evil credit card companies who prey upon unsuspecting people and slip credit cards in their pockets. Once in their pockets these credit cards pull their new owner into stores and forces them - possession like - to spend way beyond their means. In reality, I think the credit cards are simply jealous of the SUVs. SUVs are driving people off the cliff and running others over. Credit cards want in on the act too! They want to force people to spend!! It's a crime and Congress should step in and protect us!!

[Still Thinking]

Well, it used to be the Bank of Italy before it was BofA, why not Russia next?

[bpjam]

how did our kooks manage to get all the way to Russia??

I thought we were the only ones who had the black helicopter crowd. Hmm. Maybe Russia really is becoming a true democracy.

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

Nor should the credit card companies discriminate against the unemployed. They should be required to give them cards and a shredder machine so they can cut them up free of charge.

[marthemaria]

LOL,You might be on to something there

[JerseyHighlander]

This is what happens when people take Chuck Palahniuk too seriously.

[Still Thinking]

The cards get it from associating while in your pocket with the evil guns, which spontaneously go on shooting rampages, killing innocent yoots who was never involved in gangs before.

[mtbopfuyn]

Mount Carmel II?

[<1/1,000,000th%]

I agree with the credit card part.

[bankcritic]

I find it sad that they are asking for a cow from the authorities so they can have milk, too bad that they are against modern food otherwise could have sent them in a box of Oreos too.