YOIKS, Bro...the way you say it, it’s plumb skeery!
Come to think of it, I had to slap the toaster, a few days ago. I found it sneaking out of the kitchen, on its way to the front door. I can’t figure how it could have reached the door handle, but then, I couldn’t figure how the toaster could have moved while it was unplugged.
Now, I’m being very careful about the other “small” appliances. Especially my Black&Decker Jar Opener...
Our washer attempts to escape from time to time. But it only does it when loaded, so the rumbling it makes tips us off.