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To: mondoreb

It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil, it seems there would be a never-ending supply! LOL


2 posted on 06/15/2008 6:35:26 PM PDT by mkjessup (Obama-flakes! = Little suntanned Jimmy Carters with twice the empty rhetoric , from DNC cereals!)
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To: mkjessup
Whoa...

You should go public.

:-)

5 posted on 06/15/2008 6:37:14 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: mkjessup

No, if microbes could eat liberals, the output would be the same as if you or I ate a hotdog or anything else. ;-)


13 posted on 06/15/2008 6:50:42 PM PDT by doc1019 (I was taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.)
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To: mkjessup
It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil

I think Al Gore could be considered biomass maybe even biomassive.

21 posted on 06/15/2008 7:06:55 PM PDT by Pontiac (Your message here.)
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To: mkjessup
It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil, it seems there would be a never-ending supply! LOL

What would that do to the price of liberals?

25 posted on 06/15/2008 7:23:29 PM PDT by ninonitti
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To: mkjessup
It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil, it seems there would be a never-ending supply! LOL

More likely, we'd just get a lot of methane....

31 posted on 06/15/2008 7:51:59 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: mkjessup
> It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil, it seems there would be a never-ending supply! LOL

Nah, wouldn't work. It's like the joke about how biological researchers are turning to using lawyers instead of rats for their experiments, because... there are some things even a rat just won't do...

Well, there are some things even a microbe won't eat...

34 posted on 06/15/2008 8:40:26 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: mkjessup

There’s only one biproduct of an eaten liberal.


42 posted on 06/15/2008 10:14:06 PM PDT by Skenderbej
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It would be more efficient if the microbes could eat liberals and excrete crude oil, it seems there would be a never-ending supply! LOL

The first step will be getting them classified as "agricultural waste."

46 posted on 06/16/2008 12:57:59 AM PDT by Erasmus (I invited Benoit Mandelbrot to the Shoreline Grill, but he never quite made it.)
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