Once again, you earthlings crack me up!
I tried to warn them about setting off them high-altitude nukes in the 60’s....like setting off stobe lights for the whole galaxy to see...
“Hey - look at us - we’re stupid! Come on over and and make us slaves on your mining colonies!” We’re helpless to stop you!”
No matter - When the slaveships arrive with the armada, I got an application in to work as slavemaster in the breeding pens...good work if you can find it.