“should he win the presidency, he will be our first legal bastard president”
Well, technically, Bill Clinton’s father still was married to another woman when he married Clinton’s mother, hence technically the marriage was no more legal than the marriage of Obama’s mother and Senior (if such an event occurred). Therefore, TECHNICALLY, you could argue Obama would be the second bastard president.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jefferson_Blythe%2C_Jr.
I’d forgotten that bit of info. I read that somewhere that clinton’s father may not have had time for his divorce in Tx was complete before he began the process of siring bill.