[Philly Nomad]

You need to get out more, I’m a Catholic, you know, God’s one true Church.

[Fichori]

"You need to get out more, I’m a Catholic, you know, God’s one true Church."

Oh yes, that would explain it.

I'll have you know that I'm a Evangelical Christian who believes the Bible takes precedent over atheistic science.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. ;)