[AU72]

It's going to be pretty hard for the media to stir up the public against someone who makes beer. Big Beer?!

In high school the most eligible girl to date was the nymphomaniac who's father owned a liquor store.

[GraceCoolidge]

You reminded me of the George Jones' song, "Nothing Ever Hurt Me Half as Bad as Losing You":

Well, it's not because you measure fifty, twenty, forty-four/ It's surely not because you own a chain of liquor stores/ It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town/ It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around.

Now that's country music!