[Coffee200am]

I predict it won't live long...

[don-o]

Free Republic could use some wallets like that. See tag

[muawiyah]

Frequently a rescued lobster is tossed into the nearest freshwater creek or stream where it quickly dies.

[LasVegasMac]

Shaw said she is preparing to travel to the Maritimes region of eastern Canada Monday to let Dee Dee go into the wild.

Lunch is being served at.......

[Oztrich Boy]

[piytar]

Yup, be surprised if it lasted a day in the wild...

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I walked into my favorite bar.
The barmaid asked me to get her something to eat.
I asked “What”, she said “Oh, a lobster”.
I knew she would have been happy with anything but
I went to a nice restaurant and ordered us both cooked lobsters.
I had them sell me the largest lobster in their tank.
I took the wrappings off its claws and put it on the bar.
The look on her face was priceless.
We named it Pepe and taught it tricks.
You could snap your fingers at it and it would snap its
claws at you.
We left it on the ice in a beer chest and barbecued it
the next day.

[6SJ7]

I have just two words to say about this story; “clarified butter”.

[wallace144]

Anybody remember the Rush Limbaugh story about a bidding war over a lobster?

[Daffynition]

It's lobster day on FR .... Don't eat the tomalley! ;-D

[CGASMIA68]

what a frigen Moron

[BenLurkin]

[Publius6961]

My wife, whose daughter is presently working the kitchen at a major hotel in New Brunswick, suggested they put a tracking device on the sucker and sell it a few more times...

: )

[dalereed]

That broad needs to be locked up in a mental ward!!!!!!!!

[Yo-Yo]

Shaw said she is preparing to travel to the Maritimes region of eastern Canada Monday to let Dee Dee go into the wild.

Hopefully, this time the Lobster's rescuers will remember to remove the rubber bands from the claws before releasing.

http://www.mndaily.com/daily/1998/02/06/news/ap301.ap/

"A close-up on TV that aired Tuesday and Wednesday showed the rubber band firmly stuck on the lobster's claw. That's when the calls started coming in -- about 100 to WHDH in Boston, and more to KUSA in Denver."

[mkleesma]

“Shaw said she is preparing to travel to the Maritimes region of eastern Canada Monday to let Dee Dee go into the wild”

Geez, I hope there’s a guy standing about 20 feet away with a big net and a pot of boiling water.

[I still care]

Was anyone really going to kill the lobster? It seems a shame to do that to a hundred year old animal, and it probably wouldn’t taste that good.

I would have liked to see a lobster that big go to an exhibit, with a display on the side on how big it was when Taft was president, during WWI, the stock market crash, etc.

That would have been a great educational experience for the kids.

[Brainhose]

Reminds me of a Lobster that was “rescued” up here in Boston several years ago. The idiot PETA nut released it into the surf, which is retarded enough but the d*bag also neglected to take the pegs out of its claws. So even if the poor critter made it to a lobster friendly area, it was completely defenseless