Beautiful family, one hot Mama, hardworking, diligent husband....
Having said that (clearing throat)
A little boy walked in on his mother stepping out of the shower, she forgot to lock the bathroom door. He saw her breasts and asked, “What are those?”
She hesitated, then said, “Those are my, um, balloons. When I die, they get bigger and take me to heaven.”
The next day the little boy met his father at the door: “Daddy, is mum going to die?”
“Heavens no! Why do you ask?”
“Because I saw the milkman blowing up her balloons and she was saying, `Oh God, I’m coming!’”