[Steve Van Doorn]

"What is your definition of free energy?"

First it is impossible to convert heat completely back into work. Free energy would be to do the impossible then add some on top of that.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“Free energy would be to do the impossible then add some on top of that.”

Nonsense. Barack Milhous Dumbama has a magic air pump that can bring energy to all the world.