Well, some come really really close...
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Hey now.. let’s see I too am pro-God, pro-life, pro-family, pro-Constitution, pro-Bill of Rights, pro-gun, pro-limited government, pro-private property rights, pro-limited taxes, pro-capitalism, pro-national defense, pro-freedom, and-pro America, and so is Hildy.
You EternalViliglance are the one who is helping Obama to win... Obama who stands for liberalism, socialism, fascism, pacifism, totalitarianism, anarchism, government enforced atheism, abortionism, feminism, homosexualism, racism, wacko environmentalism, judicial activism, etc...
And quit hiding behind Jim Robinson.. Hildy and I are not going to rough you up too much, if your man Obama wins, we are just going to remind you of it everyday of your Freeper life.
And you would prefer that these good men and women salute a President Obama? Shame on you.
Thanks for settin' everybody straight!