[bajabaja]

In other news, it is now illegal in Denver to carry urine and feces on one’s person. Presumably that means carrying the aforementioned in bags. This is not a joke. The Denver police sought this law as RECREATE68 is openly talking about such endeavors. So now, it is illegal for the “(*&^ to hit the fan.” Wait, fans are still not illegal.

[pabianice]

In other news, it is now illegal in Denver to carry urine and feces on one’s person.

So, most Denver Liberals will have to change their daily habits?

[ari-freedom]

[Nathan Zachary]

"In other news, it is now illegal in Denver to carry urine and feces on one’s person."

So, what do people with colostomy bags have to do?

[gridlock]

So, after the police hit protesters with The Crap Cannon, they can just arrest the lot of them for having soiled trousers...

Diabolically Clever!