Keep yapping "Stretch"
Excuse me, but was there an overthrow of our representative government? Who died and made HER queen?!
Republican Party of Texas Thanks Our GOP Congressional Members for Fighting the Good Fight to Lower Gas Prices
Sends Do-Nothing Congressional House Democrats Gift Baskets With Items They May Need After Leaving Voters High and Dry
List of gift basket contents:
A tire pressure gauge: Also known as the Obama Energy Plan.
Pinwheels: Democrats can finally harness the power of their hot air and put it to good use.
Bucket and shovel: While the Democrats are vacationing on the beach for five weeks, they can begin exploring for oil.
Magic wand: How else is a Democrat-majority Congress going to pass sensible energy legislation?
Five dollar gas card: By the time the Democrats come home from vacation, they may need this to pay for one gallon of gas.
Sun glasses: Just in case the Democrats run on solar power, they will be able to work from the pool.