[PGR88]

There once was a man named Druck
Who shot horses from the back of his truck
His daughter latched on
To a pony named John
And another dumb beast was thus struck.

[r9etb]

There once was a girl name of Lisa,
who was known as a ravenous piece a'
With that girl's shocking past,
Silky Pony sank fast,
"That baby's not mine, it's my niece (uh...)"