Poor Sameer Reddy....his article demonstrates a crucial need for the following:
#1. Red meat in his diet.
#2. Some in-depth counseling with a licensed professional.
#3. A few REAL friends.
#4. Regular physical exercise.
#5. A girlfriend.
#5. A new hair stylist (traditional word was barber)
I’m sure that several of you can add to the list....or even modify it as needed.
;-)
7. A change in sexual and political orientation.
#6. A life.
#6 a 3 year supply of Clearasil
The guy is bitter because he’s not in the Social Register. I just sent him the following email:
To the editor:
Please tell Mr. Reddy that he will not be invited to any of my lawn
parties, croquet events or anachronistic cocktail parties.
He wouldn’t have a good time anyway since the people attending are in
‘the book’ and clearly he is not in it.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Worthington Frothingham