Obama Picks Old White Man as Running Mate

MensNewsDaily.com ^ | August 23, 2008 | Roger F. Gay

[Force of Truth]

Even the left knows that's what we're headed for when Obama loses.

Yeah, I know: lower gas prices. Everybody loves that.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL

[syriacus]

Looks like you have a good number of legitimate choices.

I haven’t checked many dictionaries.

Websites use many versions.
21,100 google hits for “coffee clatch”
42,100 for “coffee klatsch”
42,600 for “kaffee klatsch”
77,700 for “coffee klatch”
667,000 for “kaffeeklatsch/Kaffeeklatsch”

Of course, you will impress Obama the most if you use a German (and American) version of the word — Kaffeeklatsch
:-)

[NavyCanDo]

The Hillary supporters after they have a day or two to take this in, are going to be up in arms. Not only was she not on the short list, He campaign against her saying people should not vote for Hillary Clinton because she voted for the Iraq war; however, he picked Joe Biden, who also voted for the Iraq War.

[RogerFGay]

Wow. I really appreciate the research. I see the spelling I’m using now is the most popular when not considering the German spelling. I think I’ll stick with what I’ve got - obviously it’s quite acceptable. I think it was out of character enough for me just to use the term - that probably helps the humor for anyone familiar with me - and won’t surprise you and others here because I didn’t know how to spell it in the first place. I started thinking that my primary audience is probably about the same, and that if I use the German spelling, I’d end up linking to the definition you gave me just to explain to them what it means. When you have to explain things, the humor dies.

[RogerFGay]

he picked Joe Biden, who also voted for the Iraq War

yeah ... political balance (sarcasm)

[Arrowhead1952]

Man, this is sure gonna confuse Paris Hilton.

LOL.. I can't sttop laughing llong enough tto type.

[Salvation]

**Obama Picks Old White Man as Running Mate**

So now we know that Obama will cease his attack ads on McCain’s age factor.

NOT!!!

[Salvation]

Will Michelle accept this “whitey” VP?

[COBOL2Java]

"Look, there's Michelle! Let's tell her the good news!"

"You keep that Honky outta my house!"

[the invisib1e hand]

Obama Picks Old White Man as Running Mate

The title is a winner.

[Uri’el-2012]

Obama Picks Old White Man as Running Mate

How about :

Obama Picks Old "Typical White" Man as Running Mate

[Christian4Bush]

mark

[the invisib1e hand]

Even better.

BTW, he's toast.

[hunter112]

Obama was what, 9 years old, or some such, when Biden was elected ...

If McCain and his people are smart, they will paint this as what it looks like - Barry is in over his head, and he's looking for a "daddy" to tell him what to do, and hold his hand during those 3 AM phone calls.

The country has recently seen what a man without an adequate father does when he rises to the pinnacle of power with Bill Clinton. Perhaps the country might not want to go there again.

[hunter112]

Ok, there's a prize for the first one of you Photoshoppers to come up with a picture of Plug working the strings of a marionette that looks like Smug, saying "clean, articulate, etc."

Well, maybe not a cash prize, but some sincerely genuine kudos from the rest of us, and some killer bragging rights!

[syriacus]

When you have to explain things, the humor dies.

Exactly.

"Kaffeeklatsch" was an "in" term in the Midwest 50 years ago, when fewer women worked outside of their homes.

[FrankR]

TO BE SUNG TO TUNE OF "SIDE BY SIDE"

BIDEN BY HIS SIDE Biden By My SideObama’s got a barrel of money...
And his ears, make him look funny...
But he keeps babbling on…
Tel-e-prompter turned on…
And, Biden, by his side.

=CHORUS=
Through his ties with Weathermen…
Let’s all watch his numbers fall…
Ignoring Hill and picking Biden…
The Dems are surely gonna brawl.

Don’t know what’s comin’ in Denver…
Obama’s about race, not gender…
But he’ll jive down the road…
His new Racist in tow…
Biden by his side.

Obama’s got a barrel of money…
And angry Michelle is his honey…
But she’s kept out of sight…
Jus’ like Reverend Wright…
Now that Biden’s by his side.

There’s some confusion about his name…
But don’t call him Barry or Hu-ssein…
He’ll dish out his scorn cause…
He don’t know where he was born…
Biden by his side.

Obama’s numbers are falling…
Chrissy Matthews is squalling…
that tingl-ing leg’s…
gone down a peg…
Since Biden’s by his side.

When he loses the elec-tion…
The dems will lose their erec-tion…
So stay on guard…
For the ol’ Race Card…
With Biden by their side.

Now don’t take this out of propor-tion…
But Obama and Biden love abor-tion…
They just take a new life...

Put it under the knife...

With Biden by his side.

Well barrack’s been struttin’ his stuff yall…
Flying high means a longer fall…
A lot to endure…
But now it’s for sure, with…
Biden by his side.

[FrankR]

TO BE SUNG TO TUNE OF "SIDE BY SIDE"

=BIDEN BY HIS SIDE=
Obama’s got a barrel of money...
And his ears, make him look funny...
But he keeps babbling on…
Tel-e-prompter turned on…
And, Biden, by his side.

=CHORUS=
Through his ties with Weathermen…
Let’s all watch his numbers fall…
Ignoring Hill and picking Biden…
The Dems are surely gonna brawl.

Don’t know what’s comin’ in Denver…
Obama’s about race, not gender…
But he’ll jive down the road…
His new Racist in tow…
Biden by his side.

Obama’s got a barrel of money…
And angry Michelle is his honey…
But she’s kept out of sight…
Jus’ like Reverend Wright…
Now that Biden’s by his side.

There’s some confusion about his name…
But don’t call him Barry or Hu-ssein…
He’ll dish out his scorn cause…
He don’t know where he was born…
Biden by his side.

Obama’s numbers are falling…
Chrissy Matthews is squalling…
that tingl-ing leg’s…
gone down a peg…
Since Biden’s by his side.

When he loses the elec-tion…
The dems will lose their erec-tion…
So stay on guard…
For the ol’ Race Card…
With Biden by their side.

Now don’t take this out of propor-tion…
But Obama and Biden love abor-tion…
They just take a new life...

Put it under the knife...

With Biden by his side.

Well barrack’s been struttin’ his stuff yall…
Flying high means a longer fall…
A lot to endure…
But now it’s for sure, with…
Biden by his side.

[FrankR]

oops...sorry about the double post.