To those that thought that Clinton/Gore was too much to stomach...
Today, in a new twist to the Vice President announcement press conference, in Springfield Illinois, the candidates exchanged wives and began what can only be called as heavy petting before a throng of 20,000 cheering supporters, to the accompaniment of the throbbing beat of the late Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On." Change, indeed.
In related news, Former President Bill Clinton was heard to say, "Damn! Why didn't we think of that?"