[skeeter]

The jokes write themselves...

[dfwgator]

“Going down?”

[Bernard]

'So a priest, a rabbi, and Bill Clinton get stuck in an elevator ..."

*****

"Bill Clinton knew he was in trouble when he got into an elevator and the only button for another floor was marked Fort Marcy Park, and it was in Hillary's handwriting."

*****

"How many Secret Service agents does it take to rescue Bill Clinton from an elevator?"

"It depends on whether Barack Obama can fly to his rescue and do the job himself."

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I said back in 1998, that a hundred years from now the name “Bill Clinton” would be mostly remembered as the start of a lewd story.