[Graybeard58]

First little girl: "My daddy's a lawyer."

Second little girl: "Honest?"

First little girl: "Nah, he's just the regular kind."

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Hehehe

[mathurine]

Better joke: “my mother and father are both lawyers.” “Honest?” “No, to argue that would be a sophistry, wouldn’t it? They’re just opportunistic and predatory.”