[mainerforglobalwarming]

IF I were as mean-spirited as a liberal is, I’d say it’s Joe’s brain tumor acting up. But I’m not that way at all.

[668 - Neighbor of the Beast]

Was it a brain tumor he had? I thought it was an aneurysm.

[pabianice]

IF I were as mean-spirited as a liberal is, I’d say it’s the alien parasite Gao’uld in Joe’s brain. But I’m not that way at all.

[Religion and Politics]

I feel a tingle going up my leg....

***SWAT***

Oops. Only a grandaddy longleg. lol