Excellent. Sarah America. America’s Soccer Mom. You don’t get between a bear and her cubs.
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Here’s how I’ve been bumping Palin/Obama threads.
Sung to the tune of “Oh! Susanna, don’t you cry for me.”
“Oh, no Bama, please don’t lie to me... for I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.”
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee;
I’m goin’ to Free Republic my true love for to see.
It rained all night the day I left,
the weather it was dry;
The sun so hot I froze to death,
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I come from Minnesota,
with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night,
When everything was still;
I thought I saw Obama dear,
A-coming for The Hill.
The smearing lie was in Duluth,
The tear was in his eye,
Said I, I’m coming for the truth
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas,
It’s plain for all to see.
I aim to be the next Buckhead;
The media all hate me.
I fell in love with Sarah
When my sister bit a moose.
The Guvnor’s family ate it up
And then they set it loose.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic,
with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns,
and Trigonometry.
The media will jump the shark
When Juan makes history.
Well, JimRob knows she’ll pave the trolls
So controversially,
And Berg will knock Obama down
With friends of Hillary.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you lie to me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii,
And then I’ll look all ‘round,
And when I find his birth record,
I’ll fall upon the ground.
But if I do not find it,
This Freeper’ll surely die,
And when I’m dead and buried,
Obama don’t you lie.
Oh! No Bama, don’t you cry for me;
I’m off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2073903/posts?page=6#6
But does she have a liscense for hunting liberal reporters? I think you can only take one per season unless it is a special hunt to thin out the herd.
Re: Sarah Palin introduced herself to America last night as “just your average hockey mom”
The country can now see that this is a woman who is anything but average.
LOL!!!
Perfect!!
By the way, remember that famous Bloom County cartoon where they were hunting liberals?
“Three Mules For Sister Sarah”?
I’m beginning to like this election!
I can wash and feed the sled dogs and have their harness airin' out on the line
I can catch and smoke 2 dozen salmon 'fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of moose lard from the drippin's can
Throw it in the skillet, go out, do my job and be back before it melts in the pan
'Cause I'm an American woman!
W-O-M-A-N,
I'll say it again
I can rub & scrub the State House 'til it's shinin' like a dime
Nurse the baby, grease the 4 x 4, and powder my face at the same time
Get all bundled up, go out and hunt down a 1,000 pound grizzly bear, and then
Lay down for an hour, jump up, do my hair and start all over again
'Cause I'm an American woman!
W-O-M-A-N,
I'll say it again
If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well
If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits
If you're crooked' and lyin', I'll hunt you and catch you and give you the shiverin' fits
'Cause I'm an American woman!
W-O-M-A-N,
I'll say it again
I can stretch a greenback dollar bill from here to kingdom come!
I can drop the tax rate, pay the bills and still end up with some!
I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do
I can make an evening dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you!
'Cause I'm an American woman!
W-O-M-A-N,
I'll say it again
'Cause I'm an American woman!
W-O-M-A-N,
I'll say it again