Not kidding. :-)
***That’s hard to believe. I dislike it when freepers don’t use the sarcasm tag. /s
Of course, the same sagely-nodding managers would fall asleep in meetings (we're talking chair-tipped, head-back, snoring and drooling) and all pretty much spoke in buzzwords, anyway. So it might not be a fair comparison.
I was genuinely curious as to how some of the management figured out how to get up, dress themselves, and get to work in the morning. They were that incompetent.