You mean to tell me that OBAMA IS GAY ???!
and water is wet
Do you realize that I work at home?....Ah-Ha.....Well, I work all the time, so never, never interrupt me. OK? Not if there's a fire! Not even if you a thud from my home, and one week later there is smell coming from it that can only be a decaying human body, and stench is so thick that you have to hold a hankie to face because you think you're gonna faint. Even then, Don't Knock!. Or if it's election night, and you're excited because some fudge-packer that you date got elected the first queer President of the United States,......And he's going to have you down to Camp David...and you want someone to share the moment with....Even then, don't knock. Not on this door! Not for any reason!.......Do you get me, Sweetheart?
Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets